Free practical joke software for mac

The On-Line Joke Book is a compilation of clean jokes and stories gathered online. Published twice yearly in the PDF format, The OLJB can be read by just about any Mac. You can sign up for a mailing list for future versions.

What is EarthquakeX?
EarthquakeX is a port of an old prank/joke control panel for System 7 called Earthquake. When installed, your Macintosh will experience random earthquakes. This version is a bit different from the old one, but the principal is still the same. The old version, being a control panel, allowed you to set the quake frequency, duration and richter level. This version acts more like an extension; user control over the quaking is not allowed (read tip below, however).
How do I use EarthquakeX?
Ideally, you should install this on the computer of someone who is smaller and weaker than you. Then simply double click the EarthquakeX icon. Its a faceless background app, so it will look as if nothing has happened. After a few seconds, your Mac should experience a tremor. If you wish to quit EarthquakeX, simply open up a Terminal window and type:
killall QUIT "Earthquake"
Tip:
You can change the frequency of the tremors, if you know how to use the Terminal. On the Mac where EarthquakeX is installed (make sure it isnt running!), open a terminal and type in:
defaults write com.stimpsoft.earthquakex quakechance -integer [%percent];
Where it says [%percent], put the percent with which a quake can happen. There is a chance for a quake every ten seconds. So for example, if you typed in "defaults write com.stimpsoft.earthquakex quakechance -integer 50;", there will be a 50% chance of a quake every 10 seconds. The default chance for a quake is 30%.
NOTE:
Earthquake was originally created by Marco Carra of SlimyFrog Software in 1994.
EarthquakeX is 159% freeware. You may redistribute the application as you see fit, without notification to myself, as long as no fee is collected.
Enhancements:
- Version 1.1: Works with OS X 10.4 (Tiger), universal binary.

Plant DaisyTracker on your Dashboard and receive a daily dose of enlightenment and entertainment.
Learn a new word, a pithy quote, and a funny joke. Or just use it to liven up a dull Dashboard.
Its all up to you with DaisyTracker from Monkey Business Labs.
Enhancements:
- Improved feed handling
- "Less-offensive" joke source.

MacTypingTutor is a great program forbeginning typing students. It uses fiveintegrated work areas that together teach correctfinger placement and memorization of thekeyboard keys.

Practice exercises focus onsingle letters, letter and number sequences,words, sentences, paragraphs, and free typing.The program offers a spelling checker,user-defined speed goals, score sheets, timetracking with rest signals, and many otherhelpful features.

CoreGraphicsLib for Carbon 1.0d3 is a practical and user-friendly tool that can implement much of the CoreGraphics (Quartz) API for Carbon applications both on Mac OS 9 and Mac OS X.

On Mac OS X, glue is provided to greatly simplify linking to CoreGraphics from Carbon applications.

On Mac OS 9, an implementation of a subset of CoreGraphics is built on top of Quickdraw.

Requirements:

• Mac OS 9 or higher with CarbonLibor
• Mac OS X 10.0 or higher
  

Track Destroyer is a privacy tool that helps you precisely scan and incinerate incriminating data on your computer.
Unlike some other privacy protection tools which only delete the files and thus can be easily recovered by some data recovery tool, our Track Destroyer completely remove those files from your hard disk without the possibility to recover it by any practical software or hardware methods.
Main features:
- Erase history for over 50 applications!
- Clean system caches, logs and empty the trash.
- Securely wipes files with a three-pass write.
- Smart recent items discoverer scans system preferences for details which appear to be logging activity and removes them.
Enhancements:
- New Feature: You can now authenticate the application for root,so you no longer have to enter your username/password again.
- New Feature: Progress bar for deletion status.