Free nasty jokes software for mac

The Joke Machine is an application that goes out to a particular web site that displays jokes, and filters out the annoying ads... and displays the jokes.

Double click the icon to launch the application. If your internet connection uses a proxy server, click the appropriate radio button, and enter in the address for your proxy server.

Finally, click the "Get New Joke" button to your hearts content.

The Joke Machine retrieves jokes from the internet.

Plant DaisyTracker on your Dashboard and receive a daily dose of enlightenment and entertainment.
Learn a new word, a pithy quote, and a funny joke. Or just use it to liven up a dull Dashboard.
Its all up to you with DaisyTracker from Monkey Business Labs.
Enhancements:
- Improved feed handling
- "Less-offensive" joke source.

The On-Line Joke Book is a compilation of clean jokes and stories gathered online. Published twice yearly in the PDF format, The OLJB can be read by just about any Mac. You can sign up for a mailing list for future versions.

Asteroid Storm is an Asteroids-like game with 32-bit 3d graphics and nasty enemy AI. The game contains an infinite amount of computer-generated levels as well as several levels with written introductions that tell you the story of your voyage into the storm.

SnoreSaver is a totally pointless screen saver that blanks the screen and then causes your computer to play snoring noises. Not much use other than to put onto other unsuspecting peoples computers as a practical joke.

Completly freeware.

What is EarthquakeX?
EarthquakeX is a port of an old prank/joke control panel for System 7 called Earthquake. When installed, your Macintosh will experience random earthquakes. This version is a bit different from the old one, but the principal is still the same. The old version, being a control panel, allowed you to set the quake frequency, duration and richter level. This version acts more like an extension; user control over the quaking is not allowed (read tip below, however).
How do I use EarthquakeX?
Ideally, you should install this on the computer of someone who is smaller and weaker than you. Then simply double click the EarthquakeX icon. Its a faceless background app, so it will look as if nothing has happened. After a few seconds, your Mac should experience a tremor. If you wish to quit EarthquakeX, simply open up a Terminal window and type:
killall QUIT "Earthquake"
Tip:
You can change the frequency of the tremors, if you know how to use the Terminal. On the Mac where EarthquakeX is installed (make sure it isnt running!), open a terminal and type in:
defaults write com.stimpsoft.earthquakex quakechance -integer [%percent];
Where it says [%percent], put the percent with which a quake can happen. There is a chance for a quake every ten seconds. So for example, if you typed in "defaults write com.stimpsoft.earthquakex quakechance -integer 50;", there will be a 50% chance of a quake every 10 seconds. The default chance for a quake is 30%.
NOTE:
Earthquake was originally created by Marco Carra of SlimyFrog Software in 1994.
EarthquakeX is 159% freeware. You may redistribute the application as you see fit, without notification to myself, as long as no fee is collected.
Enhancements:
- Version 1.1: Works with OS X 10.4 (Tiger), universal binary.

Did you ever talk to a Moose? No? Then its about time a Moose started talking to you! Learn what the great Mooses of history have to tell us mere humans! Pranks, witticisms, jokes, insults! All from politely smiling Meese that pop up on your screen and babble the lights out of you ...
The Talking Moose has been a part of Macintosh history since 1986 (20 years! WOOOO!), and no Mac can truly be called complete without it.
Enhancements:
- Now doesnt round down its size anymore, so it actually stays as large as you request.

Since there seem to be so many ex-BeOS users moving to MacOS X, I decided to start bringing some of BeOSs screensavers along for the ride.