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SBook5 5.1.010 offers you a useful and very quick AI-based personal information manager for computers running the Mac OS X operating system. SBook5 organizes your information into pages, or entries, with one page for each person, company, or thing that you need to track. Each of these entries can have any number of postal addresses, phone numbers, email addresses, or other information. SBook recognizes the information that you put into each entry and allows you to intelligently manage it.

Major Features:

1. Automatically tells the difference between an entry that represents a person and one that represents a corporation, and sorts accordingly. The database then sorts entries as you would, if you only had the time.
2. Uses an artificial intelligence engine to recognize information in each free-form entry. SBook provides for transparent multi-user access to files shared over AppleShare, two-way synchronizing with Apple AddressBook, and automatic export of vCards to the Apple iPod.
3. Search algorithms are blindingly fast and intuitive --- far more powerful (and useful) than simple string-search. Can rapidly import and export data in a wide variety of formats. Can dial the phone using a modem; a second expert system for properly handling area codes and foreign exchanges. A third expert distinguishes between companies and people.
4. Catch keyboard events and interprets them in a way that feels very intuitive. For example, if the word Name is highlighted in an entry and you paste multiple lines, the first line is pasted into the Name line, the font is switched, and the rest is pasted where the word Address appears. Such attention to minutiae is present throughout the program. Up and down arrows in the search field change the selected entry.
5. Entries can be dragged into Apple Mail messages for sending to others, then dragged out and into the recipients SBook file. SBook provides MacOS X Services for envelope printing and creating new entries.
6. SBook5's searching algorithms search in the blink of an eye. Just type a few characters from the person's name, and SBook5 instantly finds the right entry. Don't know the name? No problem --- SBook5 automatically downshifts to full-text search mode, automatically finding all entries that match what you type. SBook pioneered this style of searching back in 1991!
7. Besides storing names and addresses, you can use SBook5 to store:
   • Directions
   • Job evaluations
   • Photographs
   • Recipes
   • Jokes, quotes, or inspirations
8. Support for Cocoa's most modern features, including drag-and-drop, rich text, and services.
9. SBook databases can be encrypted with 128-bit blowfish, for unparalled security.
10. Stores database in XML, to make it easy to interoperate with other applications.
11. Automatically finds and identifies names, phone numbers, email addresses, URLs, and other kinds of information.

Requirements:

• Mac OS X 10.3 or higher

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